DESERT ISLAND THO

Instead of fantasising about desert island diets, let's pivot to a scenario that hits closer to home.

Ah, the age-old question that's haunted vegans at many a dinner table: "But what if you were stranded on a desert island with only a pig for company? Would you eat the pig or starve?" It's the kind of hypothetical that meat-eaters seem to love, picturing a vegan, spear in hand, eyeing up their porcine companion. But let's face it, unless you're audition…