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Planet 404: Life Not Found

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Jul 25, 2025
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Human error.

Please reboot civilisation.

No asteroid.

No supervolcano.

No divine reckoning.

Just a grill,

a cow,

a shrug.

We were warned,

again,

and again,

but we couldn’t hear it

over the sizzle of flesh.

Tradition over truth.

Bacon over biosphere.

Chicken over children’s futures.

Every animal

we bred,

fed,

bled,

pumped the air full

of methane,

carbon,

ammonia,

denial.

Geoengi…

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